cexjay:

my goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but damn we should’ve’ girl

(Source: antiteen, via stitched-spade)

Anonymous

It is my aspiration in life to be as sarcastic as you are.

 
iconoclastsunite

uoa:

son sarcasm is like a big dick you’re either born with it or not

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a-little-insane:

I’m one of those students that is too shy to ask for help on an assignment so I just procrastinate until the night before and then have a mental breakdown until I eventually figure out how to do it.

(via this-beautiful-ephemeral-life)

derekthereindeer:

why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone 

(via this-beautiful-ephemeral-life)

We are all prompted by the same motives, all deceived by the same fallacies, all animated by hope, obstructed by danger, entangled by desire, and seduced by pleasure.

unhazed:

do you ever listen to a song and remember exactly what life was like when you first heard it

(via ofcourseitsree)

wilddaize:

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

(via saladtime)

I miss how you wanted me.
- six word story, #18  (via terrible)

(Source: lovelikewolves, via arcanja)

jaclcfrost:

[drops a hint] [drops a few more hints] [trips over them] [knocks over a table]

(via chellebelllove94)

You know what’s really, powerfully sexy? A sense of humor. A taste for adventure. A healthy glow. Hips to grab on to. Openness. Confidence. Humility. Appetite. Intuition. …Smart-ass comebacks. Presence. A quick wit. Dirty jokes told by an innocent-looking lady. … A woman who realizes how beautiful she is.
- Courtney E. Martin (via svkquotes)

zenec:

sexually attracted to douchebags

(via uoa)