my goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but damn we should’ve’ girl

(Source: antiteen, via stitched-spade)


It is my aspiration in life to be as sarcastic as you are.



son sarcasm is like a big dick you’re either born with it or not



I’m one of those students that is too shy to ask for help on an assignment so I just procrastinate until the night before and then have a mental breakdown until I eventually figure out how to do it.

(via this-beautiful-ephemeral-life)


why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone 

(via this-beautiful-ephemeral-life)

We are all prompted by the same motives, all deceived by the same fallacies, all animated by hope, obstructed by danger, entangled by desire, and seduced by pleasure.


do you ever listen to a song and remember exactly what life was like when you first heard it

(via ofcourseitsree)


I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

(via saladtime)

I miss how you wanted me.
- six word story, #18  (via terrible)

(Source: lovelikewolves, via arcanja)


[drops a hint] [drops a few more hints] [trips over them] [knocks over a table]

(via chellebelllove94)

You know what’s really, powerfully sexy? A sense of humor. A taste for adventure. A healthy glow. Hips to grab on to. Openness. Confidence. Humility. Appetite. Intuition. …Smart-ass comebacks. Presence. A quick wit. Dirty jokes told by an innocent-looking lady. … A woman who realizes how beautiful she is.
- Courtney E. Martin (via svkquotes)


sexually attracted to douchebags

(via uoa)